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Red Cards: The Silly Grammar Story Series

Red Cards: The Silly Grammar Story Series

Tonight, July 1, the United States Mens Soccer will play Bosnia-Herzegovina at 7 pm in the knock-out round.

Kids today know so much about soccer because the sport has spread across the US in the last 30-40 years. Soccer, or futbol, is a popular sport for even elementary students.

That's why my forthcoming book, FROWNS: Nouns, a Few Adjectives, illustrated by the amazing John Joven, has a soccer reference that we expect kids will understand easily. The book launches on August 11 (but shh!, you can order now, exclusively on the Mims House website.)

Cover of FROWNS, girl frowning.

HOPING FOR A FRIEND

When Jo starts a new school, she just hopes for a friend!

(The story is told all in nouns, and a few adjectives, making it a grammar story, too. Sneaky, huh? NO VERBS allowed!)

Girl gets off bus and is scared of the new school. Frowns!

When she opens the door into the classroom, there are 19 frowns. Only two smiles. Of course--the teacher has to smile at her. But, look. There's one other smile!

Classroom of 19 students, with 18 frowning. Only Bo smiles

Bo and Jo slowly get to know each other through their classwork. At recess, they go to the soccer field. Oh, no! VERBS! How did they get in the book? Red Card! Kick them out!

Soccer Ref gives Red Cards to the intrusive VERBS: Kick and run.
Oh, look! Jo has a smile on her face! Has she found a friend? 

All about FROWNS: Nouns a Few Adjectives

"...accessible...relatable...helpful for emergent readers...entertaining." Kirkus Reviews

Written as a decodable book, FROWNS is for the 5-8 year old learning to read. They'll learn about friendship, but also strengthen their reading skills. AND, we added in a grammar lesson. The story is told in nouns, with a few adjectives, the entire 114 words--OOPS! 112 words (2 are kicked out because they are verbs!).

Friendship. Decodable. Grammar. What more could you want? Oh, you want a book about Verbs and Adverbs. That's coming in February, 2027! Bo and Jo are back with a spirited vote about what kind of animal will become their class pet. 

Learn More about FROWNS

Go USMNT!

NO red cards, please!

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Children's picture book about new student hoping for a friend. Told all in nouns; when verbs intrude, they are given a red card! Decodable, ages 5-8.

About Darcy Pattison

Children’s book author and indie publisher DARCY PATTISON writes award-winning fiction and non-fiction books for children. Five books have received starred PW, Kirkus, or BCCB reviews. Awards include the Irma Black Honor award, five NSTA Outstanding Science Trade Books, two Eureka! Nonfiction Honor book, two Junior Library Guild selections, two NCTE Notable Children’s Book in Language Arts, a Notable Social Studies Trade Book, an Arkansiana Award, and the Susannah DeBlack Arkansas Children’s History Book
award. She’s the 2007 recipient of the Arkansas Governor’s Arts Award for Individual Artist for her work in children’s literature. Her books have been translated into ten languages.

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